Today my ad banner offers a link to David Bader's Haikus for Jews, which is much better than Jack Canfield motivational tapes. Ew. I have perused Haikus for Jews in my local B&N, and remember one very amusing one in particular:
On His Bar Mitzvah
Today I am a man.
Tomorrow I will return
To the seventh grade.
Oy vey.
In other news, have started Chapter 11, and have randomly provided an opportunity for Elisabeth to joke about eating Cheetos while reading Giles's books. For some reason Giles isn't finding this very funny. I'm so mean. My application to the Evil Author Society is in the mail, thanks for asking.
On His Bar Mitzvah
Today I am a man.
Tomorrow I will return
To the seventh grade.
Oy vey.
In other news, have started Chapter 11, and have randomly provided an opportunity for Elisabeth to joke about eating Cheetos while reading Giles's books. For some reason Giles isn't finding this very funny. I'm so mean. My application to the Evil Author Society is in the mail, thanks for asking.
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