*maniacal laugh* For those easily offended, do not read this post. Of course, that means you're going to anyway. *evil grin*

With this site we put an end to penis envy now and forever. Nothing has been more frustrating in my experience than to hear the traditional Freudian position that as soon as women discover that men have penises and they don't, it instantly creates a desire in women to have one. It's frustrating because no matter how much women scoff at this position, they are not believed. Now, surely women sometimes want what the phallus stands for: power, untrammelled honor -- "holding your hand over your enemy's head in triumph," as the Greek dramatist has it -- but that is not the same thing as actually wanting a penis. Ultimately, the only reason one might want such a funny-looking, unwieldy, single-minded appendage is to write in the snow with it. Well, at this site, you too can learn how to pee standing up and even write in the snow! Probably within a short time you can even aim better than the men.

Penis envy, my...well, you know.