The Character Interview Meme

Dipping a toe into the shark-infested waters...

Or, alternatively, into water with nothing in it at all, which is much more likely.

The game: ask my characters any questions you like, and I will pass the questions along and bring you back their answers. You may interview any of the characters I've written, including canon characters that I've adopted and assimilated (mua-ha-ha-ha).

You're right, James, this is kinda scary, especially considering my track record with meme audience participation. Oh well.