Ruddy Puns!

A certain woman who wears a clerical collar (names have been withheld to protect the guilty) and is fond of striking out puns willy-nilly was part of a conversation this evening about the topic du jour, that is, the Episcopal Church and homosexuality. Another was talking about the conservative position on the issue (with which she disagreed), and our clerical friend whispered something to a few others. When pressed, she was forced to admit that she said she thought the conservatives took their scriptural text from the book of Second Penis --

now excuse me while I go to bed chuckling.