Also, the Wife of Bath, Byron (how did I forget him?), Anthony Hopkins, A.S. Byatt, and Richard Adams.

There. Now you're prepped.

...Oh, hell, just roll up your sleeve for the hypodermic, we'll have to go ahead and do the subliminal tapes.

Was going to feel all sad and mopey that nobody is posting comments anymore -- doesn't anyone love me? -- but then I saw that comment-posting on Haloscan is temporarily disabled while they replace a server. Not that that is likely to stop me wibbling. See this cute little puckered lower lip?